Lazy Stupid People, Volume I

Sit down and strap yourself in, this is the one you have been waiting for. Stupid and lazy people beware.

I'm really getting sick of the attitude of the residents of this country. No, not every one, but too many stupid ideas are becoming universally accepted. This is the first in a series.

Let's start with one that will anger lots of readers: fat people. You're not overweight, you're not undertall, you're not thyroidally challenged. You are FAT. Sure there are conditions that make it HARDER to lose weight, or easier to gain weight, but that is not an excuse to weigh so much. Now if you are happy in your gluttony and you are not impeding my progress, that's fine. The problem begins when you want a handicap sticker, you want to sit next to me on an airplane, or you want me to interview you for a job.

It is your own stupid fault that you are so fat, and allowing you to park CLOSER to the store is just going to make your problem WORSE.

You are too lazy to get enough exercise to burn off all of the McDonald's and other restaurant foods that you eat, but I'm the one who needs to be uncomfortable on a 3 hour flight with your rolls pushing up against me? I have long legs, so I want the damn exit row. You're just fat, you should be in the far back of the plane so you can get more EXERCISE on the way in and out.

So now you want a job. If you're qualified, that's awesome. But if you want to deal with people face to face on a daily basis, don't be a big sweaty nasty blob! Get a job in radio (WBEE Rochester, morning show for example) or behind the scenes if you want to maintain your nasty lifestyle.

Ladies and Gentleman, I'm not the first to say it, but I will say it again: The new miracle diet is for you to put down the damn cheeseburger and go for a walk! Don't run yet, that's too much flab bouncing, and we don't want to see it. Stop reading Cathy cartoons that tell you it's ok to be frumpy and start watching the Biggest Loser that shows you how to change your life.

Start small on your way to being small: Reduce your portion size and get some form of exercise at least 5 days a week. PLEASE, help us be a less fat society. If you have to have a bigger reason, do it for your kids. Fat parents often have fat kids, and even if they aren't fat, they'll be made fun of because you are. Now stop reading this post and go burn some calories!